You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1276. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 86.23 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
1277. | DZXC (sdzxc) | 86.20 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
1278. | Downtempo (33ro) | 86.17 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
1279. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 86.16 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
1280. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 86.16 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
1281. | David (tkil) | 86.14 | 96% | 2020-06-17 |
1282. | ZaTh (zathz) | 86.13 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
1283. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 86.13 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
1284. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 86.11 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
1285. | bo (boquintana) | 86.06 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
1286. | ed (edwardb) | 86.06 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
1287. | uDaMe (whyiseveryusernameta... | 86.04 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
1288. | mickey (c2sulli) | 86.03 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
1289. | Rachael (rachael66) | 86.03 | 98% | 2018-08-10 |
1290. | Johnny (johnrocket) | 86.02 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
1291. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 86.00 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
1292. | TheMaz (themaz) | 85.99 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
1293. | Juro (seijuro808) | 85.98 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
1294. | EroKage (erokage) | 85.96 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
1295. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 85.94 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
1296. | Will (williamwang) | 85.92 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
1297. | Michael (pioverlord) | 85.90 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
1298. | numdegased (numdegased) | 85.89 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
1299. | o.O (yorickvw) | 85.89 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
1300. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 85.88 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
1301. | Liam (retrorocker) | 85.87 | 95% | 2020-02-28 |
1302. | se (secw) | 85.86 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
1303. | Tate (vvanaky) | 85.84 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
1304. | orange (chair549) | 85.81 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
1305. | MingLee (thegreatestho) | 85.80 | 96% | 2018-08-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |