You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1384. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 84.28 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
1385. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 84.27 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
1386. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 84.27 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
1387. | Clive (spaceseal) | 84.26 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
1388. | Fed (raijin22) | 84.24 | 96% | 2019-05-26 |
1389. | Micheal (michaeltheturtle) | 84.23 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
1390. | Jovial (jovialk) | 84.22 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
1391. | Sug (sugondese42069) | 84.16 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
1392. | M (myles_jb) | 84.10 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
1393. | Robert (gorilla710) | 84.03 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
1394. | David (davidzocker3) | 84.02 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
1395. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 84.00 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
1396. | Tanyawat (hamzaabamboo) | 83.96 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
1397. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 83.95 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
1398. | michael (mikul) | 83.93 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
1399. | Andy (ibeandii) | 83.90 | 99% | 2018-04-07 |
1400. | H_24 (h_24) | 83.89 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
1401. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 83.85 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
1402. | m (hotdogggg) | 83.84 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
1403. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 83.83 | 99% | 2019-03-12 |
1404. | Chris (ccheng1231) | 83.80 | 95% | 2020-08-03 |
1405. | Infraction (infraction) | 83.79 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
1406. | LemO (rommelcanoy) | 83.79 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
1407. | sleepy (gryph0n) | 83.78 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
1408. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 83.77 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
1409. | Evani (evani78) | 83.74 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
1410. | Euro (euroeuro) | 83.71 | 95% | 2020-07-09 |
1411. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 83.71 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
1412. | William (nk1233) | 83.69 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
1413. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 83.69 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |