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You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?

—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment

Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
219. Erik (megaspazz) 116.77 99% 2019-06-08
220. Paulie (pauliegohome) 116.72 98% 2017-12-11
221. 💉 (milan_) 116.64 98% 2020-07-06
222. Ivan (ivanivanchenchen) 116.60 98% 2019-12-03
223. victor (swegboi) 116.60 98% 2020-03-09
224. dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) 116.52 97% 2022-10-28
225. x (mxlxdx) 116.48 98% 2018-11-03
226. Tess (makeleletoulalan) 116.40 98% 2019-04-30
227. QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) 116.33 99% 2020-10-21
228. Do My Dance (maershon) 116.30 96% 2020-04-04
229. - (ndca) 116.25 99% 2023-04-03
230. -ⲘᎯᖇⲕ⋎⟆- (mark4... 115.93 99% 2018-11-23
231. GOLDBAUS (goldbaus) 115.89 98% 2020-09-07
232. (vixt) 115.88 98% 2019-02-02
233. Kevin (kevinsun242) 115.87 99% 2018-06-14
234. Larryjr (alanis) 115.77 98% 2018-05-07
235. djs (djs_) 115.57 97% 2020-03-21
236. Kannan (tennfingers) 115.55 97% 2019-12-06
237. Jwad (jaziz) 115.41 99% 2020-08-10
238. Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... 115.37 99% 2020-04-11
239. Justin (justano2004) 115.36 97% 2019-12-23
240. ratbastard (mattbierwirth) 115.26 98% 2019-06-26
241. Wyz (wyzzard123) 115.25 99% 2019-05-21
242. aqibm (aqibm) 115.19 97% 2018-03-05
243. William (notatyperacer) 115.15 99% 2019-03-13
244. $ 141 (bubbakill7) 115.15 97% 2018-03-30
245. Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) 115.12 99% 2019-10-12
246. Arrogant (dkaocka) 115.10 98% 2018-12-15
247. Kevin (kevinro) 114.93 97% 2020-06-14
248. A (fluffyx30037) 114.84 99% 2019-12-23

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 3,958 97.99 December 11, 2017
New English Texts 2 121.95 November 22, 2017
ᗜ Stenography 2 83.84 March 12, 2021
Instant Death Mode 2 131.95 November 14, 2020
Video Games 1 106.14 November 23, 2020