What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1375. | . (_flames1) | 82.14 | 95% | 2018-04-09 |
1376. | July (phi4069) | 82.14 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
1377. | eggy (acsim_hardcore) | 82.14 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
1378. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 82.13 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
1379. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 82.13 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
1380. | jasonsh (jasonsh) | 82.13 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
1381. | Daddy (mrdaddy) | 82.12 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
1382. | Jem (jampr) | 82.12 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
1383. | Dragon (mrdragonplays) | 82.12 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
1384. | Neko (pippaola) | 82.11 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
1385. | Big (pookpok) | 82.10 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
1386. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 82.09 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
1387. | ezpez (ezpez) | 82.09 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
1388. | Bryan (bubbleslim) | 82.09 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
1389. | Spencer (noodalzi) | 82.09 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
1390. | Jimmy (jphan98) | 82.08 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
1391. | Max (sekuro) | 82.06 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
1392. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 82.04 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
1393. | Sam (realsamxu) | 82.04 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
1394. | k (mc0sta) | 82.02 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
1395. | Edward (kailhreds) | 82.02 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
1396. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 81.98 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
1397. | Daniel (brickoven) | 81.97 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
1398. | guille (perritoguapo) | 81.97 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
1399. | Ankit (coolspeeder123) | 81.97 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
1400. | Snow (snowmurai) | 81.96 | 95% | 2018-06-28 |
1401. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 81.90 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
1402. | Matthew (jerfinator) | 81.86 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
1403. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 81.85 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
1404. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 81.81 | 96% | 2018-11-15 |
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