What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1280. | Laura (luckybishop) | 84.06 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
1281. | Nick (frostywits) | 84.06 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
1282. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 84.04 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
1283. | Kim (frozencoolwhip) | 84.01 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
1284. | Alexander (torphon) | 83.98 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
1285. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 83.98 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
1286. | Flo (froz3n_wafl3s) | 83.97 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
1287. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 83.93 | 99% | 2020-09-24 |
1288. | 000 (oknotok_) | 83.91 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
1289. | TaxKween (sadiek) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
1290. | Zach (l0rk1n) | 83.88 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
1291. | tstats[jack18] (jack18) | 83.87 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
1292. | Tom (tommyb) | 83.85 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
1293. | Israel is committing a geno... | 83.85 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
1294. | Lannpha (lannpha) | 83.83 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
1295. | fukonashi (fukonashi) | 83.83 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
1296. | Meio (meio) | 83.80 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
1297. | arigrate (mercury80) | 83.79 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
1298. | Usman (x1itachi) | 83.77 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
1299. | (carrot_) | 83.74 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
1300. | Scarrrz (scarrrz) | 83.72 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
1301. | Alexander (alexanderjobs) | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
1302. | Squill (squill098) | 83.71 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
1303. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 83.69 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
1304. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 83.68 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
1305. | Sharon (sharontian) | 83.67 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
1306. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 83.62 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
1307. | Pterygopalatine ganglion (i... | 83.61 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
1308. | hotmama (enscarr) | 83.58 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
1309. | Kostas (orange_inc) | 83.57 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
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New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |