What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1960. | White (thewhitehawk) | 69.52 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
1961. | Kevin (choopy) | 69.52 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
1962. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 69.50 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
1963. | Hello World (helloworld25) | 69.47 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
1964. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 69.47 | 95% | 2018-06-24 |
1965. | Ebo (killaebo) | 69.46 | 95% | 2019-06-24 |
1966. | Johnny (boneritis) | 69.44 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
1967. | NO (orsabocolemak) | 69.37 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
1968. | Min (minssleeping) | 69.36 | 95% | 2020-02-01 |
1969. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 69.32 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
1970. | d haze (dhays116) | 69.31 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
1971. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 69.27 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
1972. | Mateusz (mattinato21) | 69.27 | 95% | 2020-06-02 |
1973. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 69.22 | 95% | 2020-07-09 |
1974. | Missy (lovelydy) | 69.21 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
1975. | Alex (manithan) | 69.14 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
1976. | Donovan (donovanle) | 69.05 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
1977. | GGanon (gganon) | 69.00 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
1978. | Guest (k935p) | 68.97 | 99% | 2020-05-28 |
1979. | Kumar (kayush) | 68.97 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
1980. | Callie (le_jade) | 68.91 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
1981. | alex (pmills8) | 68.85 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
1982. | Ashley (evilashley) | 68.85 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
1983. | Bob (mrbob21) | 68.78 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
1984. | Qizot (qizot) | 68.78 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
1985. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 68.68 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
1986. | Praynr (praynr) | 68.67 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
1987. | ヴィエット (hsdpa365) | 68.66 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
1988. | Sanic (192378) | 68.66 | 95% | 2019-04-21 |
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