What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1894. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 71.41 | 94% | 2020-07-25 |
1895. | Great (greatfater666) | 71.40 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
1896. | tstats[maxwelljones] (maxwe... | 71.40 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
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1898. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 71.38 | 95% | 2017-12-21 |
1899. | Ro (roha89) | 71.35 | 95% | 2020-06-29 |
1900. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 71.34 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
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