What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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2001. | Gagan Deep (gagan0123) | 67.91 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
2002. | Jeld (jeld) | 67.90 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
2003. | DabFidgetSpinner (soongb) | 67.86 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
2004. | Matrix (ss005) | 67.83 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
2005. | (spudvorak) | 67.83 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
2006. | Ikuya (eternal198) | 67.81 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
2007. | hungryangmo (typicalossas) | 67.74 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
2008. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 67.66 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
2009. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 67.59 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
2010. | Gimlix (gimlix) | 67.50 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
2011. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 67.45 | 95% | 2020-07-16 |
2012. | Lia (liaxnna) | 67.31 | 94% | 2020-07-13 |
2013. | Kieran (kaymawn) | 67.17 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
2014. | no sweat (anduatm) | 67.10 | 94% | 2020-08-16 |
2015. | Ben (johnb94) | 67.08 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
2016. | Mait (maitj) | 66.99 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
2017. | Eshan (eshakrani) | 66.81 | 95% | 2018-09-10 |
2018. | Evan (evanger) | 66.77 | 94% | 2018-05-23 |
2019. | nusstter (nusstter) | 66.72 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
2020. | Laco (koomp) | 66.71 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
2021. | Grag (rob3r) | 66.65 | 95% | 2018-01-04 |
2022. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 66.51 | 94% | 2019-05-11 |
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2026. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 66.27 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
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