What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1505. | Terence (notterrence) | 79.56 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
1506. | nick (icebyte) | 79.55 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
1507. | Ethan (shlee9805) | 79.50 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
1508. | Matrix (matri) | 79.50 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
1509. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 79.50 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
1510. | rorschach (ken34505) | 79.48 | 97% | 2019-12-23 |
1511. | derek (jugemujugemu) | 79.47 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
1512. | Youssef (flameyoyo64) | 79.47 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
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1515. | Abizer (abizern) | 79.40 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
1516. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 79.38 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
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