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There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance with you. The first, I fear, is that you've had a little too much to drink. The second is that this is not, as you seem to suppose, a waltz the orchestra is playing but the Peruvian national anthem, for which you should be standing to attention. And the third reason why we may not dance, Mr. Brown, is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.

—from Order, Order! The Rise and Fall of Political Drinking, a book by Ben Wright

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2852. Boomer (boomer_typer) 79.44 97% 2020-09-30
2853. Hieu (hieugrection) 79.43 97% 2020-05-19
2854. Zelmas (icetwo) 79.43 95% 2020-04-22
2855. stop quitting (phrosnite) 79.43 98% 2019-12-18
2856. Kert (iikertii) 79.42 94% 2018-10-25
2857. Mooriah (marblesgalore) 79.41 97% 2018-09-11
2858. Manraj (man_123lama) 79.40 99% 2019-07-26
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2861. The Write Tale (pchanbps1) 79.38 98% 2020-11-22
2862. T^T (asylumchess) 79.37 96% 2018-05-18
2863. x (10psi) 79.36 97% 2018-03-30
2864. Shroudy (senthasiddu) 79.36 98% 2018-03-09
2865. Tobbe (tobbe326) 79.35 95% 2020-01-09
2866. EM_K (em_k) 79.33 96% 2020-06-12
2867. Amanda (pluufi) 79.33 96% 2020-06-22
2868. Pierce (nitten) 79.30 95% 2020-11-06
2869. mcshizney (mcshizney) 79.30 96% 2020-03-28
2870. TK (filfirst) 79.29 99% 2019-05-25
2871. Owen (kenobiboy02) 79.29 96% 2020-10-04
2872. Nate (lobdog) 79.26 97% 2020-05-17
2873. Hayden (doge_town) 79.25 96% 2019-01-13
2874. Jimmy (motivatorman) 79.25 97% 2020-11-14
2875. Ihor (seitem) 79.25 97% 2020-02-02
2876. Andrew (get_hyped20) 79.25 95% 2018-02-19
2877. Drei (johnandredeleon) 79.24 98% 2020-10-12
2878. Sugma (m3rky) 79.24 96% 2018-11-29
2879. k (mc0sta) 79.24 97% 2019-06-15
2880. Edgy (drakel423) 79.23 97% 2019-02-21
2881. babe (doggosnutsack) 79.21 98% 2020-06-26

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