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One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up.

—from Comedy Writing Secrets, a book by Mel Helitzer and Mark Shatz

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
198. Liban (hujala1) 164.88 99% 2019-09-13
199. Jeremy (jeremyfassler89) 164.79 100% 2012-10-27
200. mehfxz (maweomg) 164.79 97% 2013-04-08
201. police (styrofoam) 164.77 100% 2019-08-29
202. Stan (riverwalk) 164.73 98% 2019-09-23
203. ANDREA (andreaak00) 164.70 100% 2022-09-11
204. Dillon (redmoss101) 164.66 100% 2016-07-11
205. (delirious) 164.57 100% 2016-05-19
206. Ian (ian87) 164.51 100% 2012-07-25
207. Caffebar kb lmao! (baccupacc) 164.49 99% 2023-06-23
208. (daniel598) 164.49 100% 2020-05-07
209. George (kraur) 164.35 96% 2015-04-24
210. Chris (stoveracer) 164.34 100% 2015-02-27
211. Dylan (dr_gammaray) 164.28 100% 2018-11-10
212. Hikaru (tanigon) 164.23 99% 2012-01-23
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214. tsukasa chan and nasa kun (... 164.11 100% 2023-03-13
215. ye (modest_ked) 164.02 98% 2019-09-25
216. Keyboard Papi (aaron_livefit) 164.00 100% 2015-05-06
217. Laggy Fingahs (laggyfingers) 163.91 99% 2014-08-18
218. Jee Hoon (jeehoonoh) 163.69 100% 2018-11-17
219. Berny (syrupsandwich) 163.67 99% 2023-05-29
220. shazzy new kb (shazzynewkb) 163.58 100% 2019-02-27
221. Lee (cytokid101) 163.49 100% 2023-01-02
222. Fastest Armenian (hyekakan) 163.43 99% 2012-01-03
223. Cassandra (roguebelle) 163.25 2008-10-22
224. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) 163.24 100% 2020-11-12
225. q32b5vg ikuyrtewvk (nkong) 163.08 2010-11-05
226. Vince (vincehardy2) 162.96 99% 2017-08-30
227. Tsukasa@Dvorak (tsukasa_) 162.92 99% 2023-06-17

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 148,164 83.82 September 30, 2008
Easy Texts 2,692 90.98 August 15, 2010
Instant Death Mode 385 84.50 March 29, 2010
Riverside Middle School 19 37.54 February 3, 2011
Smoke Rise Prep 7 47.92 February 25, 2016
Walsh Middle School 1 42.68 September 9, 2011
TypeRacer for Kids 1 134.15 July 16, 2019
##typeracer 1 106.31 February 1, 2021