As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6125. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 91.19 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
6126. | kerosene (p1nar) | 91.19 | 92% | 2015-09-10 |
6127. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 91.18 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
6128. | Aura (aurasmilesyou) | 91.18 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
6129. | ret (retiarius) | 91.18 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
6130. | serien (serien_) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
6131. | abortionismurder (abortioni... | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
6132. | Brian (ssjbrian69) | 91.17 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
6133. | llarin (krypton1an) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
6134. | Jacob (shrimploin) | 91.17 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
6135. | illeagle (illeagle) | 91.16 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
6136. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 91.16 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
6137. | ezpzlmao (ezpzlmao) | 91.16 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
6138. | yesman (yesman9527) | 91.16 | 100% | 2021-05-23 |
6139. | Pranav (bomb_turtle23) | 91.15 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
6140. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 91.15 | 98% | 2016-05-24 |
6141. | pri (prinni) | 91.14 | 98% | 2017-01-29 |
6142. | Hajeeq (jeeqonkeys) | 91.14 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
6143. | garz (zerogarz) | 91.14 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
6144. | 575depression (maxdotcom) | 91.13 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
6145. | Fuexfollets (fuexfollets) | 91.13 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
6146. | Ben (hhkbpro) | 91.13 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
6147. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 91.13 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
6148. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 91.12 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
6149. | blank (typingi) | 91.12 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
6150. | C (ccc123) | 91.11 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
6151. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 91.11 | 97.7% | 2023-12-21 |
6152. | Nor (nor9864) | 91.11 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
6153. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 91.10 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
6154. | David (nunyobusiness) | 91.10 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |