As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11304. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 77.08 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
11305. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 77.08 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
11306. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 77.07 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
11307. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
11308. | Meeks (eekms) | 77.07 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
11309. | Lokinoha (lokinoha) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
11310. | amoz r (amoz11) | 77.07 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
11311. | Lightningbulb (lightningbulb) | 77.06 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
11312. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 77.06 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
11313. | Tim (euclid221) | 77.06 | 98% | 2015-05-30 |
11314. | Bluey (blu_ey) | 77.06 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
11315. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 77.05 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
11316. | Gabe (glevine12) | 77.05 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
11317. | Sharifa (sharifajpg) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
11318. | Kevin (kenblu24) | 77.05 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
11319. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 77.05 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
11320. | TEA_R (jms2587) | 77.04 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
11321. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 77.04 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
11322. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 77.04 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
11323. | Abylay (ablking) | 77.04 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
11324. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 77.04 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
11325. | Siddharth (siddharth_giri) | 77.04 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
11326. | HighestTree (highesttree) | 77.04 | 92% | 2016-03-20 |
11327. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 77.04 | 96% | 2017-01-11 |
11328. | Farhad (farhadkm) | 77.03 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
11329. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 77.03 | 98% | 2015-06-01 |
11330. | hfadhfpiuadsf (mug1337) | 77.02 | 95.7% | 2023-11-29 |
11331. | Skooma (skoomtastic) | 77.02 | 97.5% | 2021-02-24 |
11332. | Stephen (swankily) | 77.02 | 96% | 2017-03-02 |
11333. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 77.02 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |