As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7289. | w (shwilliam) | 87.66 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
7290. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 87.66 | 96.5% | 2021-03-03 |
7291. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 87.66 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
7292. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 87.66 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
7293. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 87.65 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
7294. | Kage (kagealan) | 87.65 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
7295. | Jard (dogspa) | 87.65 | 97.1% | 2021-02-08 |
7296. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 87.65 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
7297. | Uros (uroskrunic2) | 87.65 | 99% | 2015-11-08 |
7298. | Ball (banhammered) | 87.65 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
7299. | money (pelimon) | 87.64 | 94.2% | 2023-10-25 |
7300. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 87.64 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
7301. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 87.63 | 96.8% | 2023-10-12 |
7302. | Haha (jeff991117) | 87.63 | 98.6% | 2023-12-21 |
7303. | Jackee (lilbully) | 87.63 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
7304. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 87.63 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
7305. | DMack (dmack98) | 87.62 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
7306. | Xirree (xirree) | 87.62 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
7307. | ABISHIEK A (abishiek_a) | 87.61 | 95% | 2023-12-02 |
7308. | Josh (porkerpants) | 87.61 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
7309. | alex (anfqwerty) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
7310. | PewZ (pewz) | 87.61 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
7311. | Abhishek (abhishek3007) | 87.61 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
7312. | michael (dr_stroessner) | 87.60 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
7313. | Ed (pelly1863) | 87.60 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
7314. | APMAPMAPM (slowtyperbtw) | 87.59 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
7315. | Jordy (mrollie) | 87.59 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
7316. | Kim (kmijok) | 87.58 | 91% | 2016-12-09 |
7317. | tstats[sspaghettii] (sspagh... | 87.58 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
7318. | huichung (hh_chng) | 87.57 | 97.4% | 2024-03-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |