As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13957. | Oggers (oggers) | 70.47 | 94% | 2017-01-28 |
13958. | Daniel (kimster773) | 70.46 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
13959. | Finna (captfinn) | 70.45 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
13960. | Rohit (kharkongor) | 70.45 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
13961. | Pepe (bojak) | 70.45 | 99% | 2020-06-02 |
13962. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 70.44 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
13963. | Flingo (hikaruex) | 70.44 | 87% | 2015-11-01 |
13964. | Fusco (awwwcrap) | 70.44 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
13965. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
13966. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 70.44 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
13967. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
13968. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 70.43 | 94% | 2020-06-29 |
13969. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 70.43 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
13970. | daniel (danielphantom) | 70.43 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
13971. | Neithan (neithan) | 70.43 | 92% | 2015-04-12 |
13972. | Steven (faiching89) | 70.43 | 96.6% | 2021-01-28 |
13973. | urboy (guddaysir) | 70.42 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
13974. | Jiayi (fackinghell) | 70.42 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
13975. | Rk (rktyper) | 70.42 | 95% | 2018-12-26 |
13976. | colemak (strongly_typed_col... | 70.42 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
13977. | vel (velsullano) | 70.42 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
13978. | Irfan (irfanadli97) | 70.41 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
13979. | Surya (ps00rana) | 70.41 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
13980. | Yarohtar (yarohtar) | 70.41 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
13981. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 70.41 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
13982. | Maazin Munawar (amaazing) | 70.40 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
13983. | ✨✨ (sparkle_sparkle) | 70.40 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
13984. | 班班 (zxas1021) | 70.40 | 96% | 2016-03-16 |
13985. | Cotton (soompi_mosaic) | 70.39 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
13986. | DARTH TYPER (darthdiesel) | 70.39 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |