As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12928. | ngelnjel (ngelnjel) | 73.02 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
12929. | Katie (k4tie) | 73.01 | 97.1% | 2023-10-12 |
12930. | John (johnlorac) | 73.01 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
12931. | eran (eran_raviv) | 73.01 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
12932. | Omar (omaratri) | 73.01 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
12933. | Abhas (imabhas) | 73.01 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
12934. | mgamble (mgamble) | 73.01 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
12935. | Terence (notterrence) | 73.00 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
12936. | Alejandro (transferable) | 73.00 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
12937. | Akagami (terror33) | 73.00 | 93% | 2015-07-02 |
12938. | Blake (samuryon) | 73.00 | 96% | 2017-01-13 |
12939. | Ramiro (wolfeinnsteein) | 72.99 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
12940. | Isaac (reticence) | 72.99 | 94% | 2017-06-01 |
12941. | jc.ekrem (jc_ekrem) | 72.98 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
12942. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 72.98 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
12943. | Suman (suman1998) | 72.98 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
12944. | Kyle (kthom925) | 72.97 | 91% | 2015-05-31 |
12945. | IG☢R (_igor_) | 72.97 | 99% | 2015-09-11 |
12946. | Ab (abdir) | 72.97 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
12947. | Type (type_resing) | 72.97 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
12948. | myscloud (myscloud) | 72.97 | 93% | 2015-11-15 |
12949. | sLoW bRo (muffinmasta) | 72.97 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
12950. | Lefu (l1298) | 72.97 | 92% | 2016-08-17 |
12951. | devr (devr) | 72.96 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
12952. | Dhaos (odhaoso) | 72.96 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
12953. | grigoar (grigoar) | 72.96 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
12954. | Twis (twis23) | 72.96 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
12955. | Paramesh (hsemarap) | 72.96 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
12956. | J (jen12) | 72.96 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
12957. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 72.95 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |