As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9256. | Jimmy (vancouver_canada) | 82.28 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
9257. | James (irishaggie) | 82.28 | 98% | 2016-06-22 |
9258. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 82.28 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
9259. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 82.27 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
9260. | Matthew (matthewmics) | 82.26 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
9261. | Zero (1ascend0) | 82.26 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
9262. | Bill (typegeekgr) | 82.26 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
9263. | Trystal (trystal) | 82.26 | 98% | 2016-03-28 |
9264. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 82.26 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
9265. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 82.26 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
9266. | Tone (toneed) | 82.25 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
9267. | Seizoxu (xezious) | 82.25 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
9268. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 82.25 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
9269. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-09-17 |
9270. | Stephy (stephy2202) | 82.24 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
9271. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 82.24 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
9272. | Sophia (flappybirb) | 82.23 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
9273. | jacob (quincinia) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
9274. | Tyler (tyjoko) | 82.23 | 98.2% | 2023-11-14 |
9275. | Rad (radandrei) | 82.23 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
9276. | Anssi (nininananunu) | 82.23 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
9277. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 82.23 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
9278. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 82.22 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
9279. | apple (qpalzmqpalzm) | 82.22 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
9280. | Anuj Kumar (the_alphaa) | 82.22 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
9281. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
9282. | Filip (sustainedcruelty) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
9283. | mike (brons48) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
9284. | M (thefastlightningtyper) | 82.20 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
9285. | Zach (zachswan1) | 82.20 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |