As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14740. | frost (frost99) | 68.63 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
14741. | Martin (chokladtomte) | 68.63 | 93% | 2015-04-29 |
14742. | Artin (art1n) | 68.62 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
14743. | potwasher (potwasher) | 68.62 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
14744. | A_man (stay_safe) | 68.61 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
14745. | Andreas (mangabro) | 68.61 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
14746. | Pop (floppying) | 68.61 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
14747. | Sentinel (fedayeen) | 68.61 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
14748. | Raiden Shogun (ntd_dll) | 68.61 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
14749. | hadvar101 (hadvar101) | 68.60 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
14750. | HamsterSales (hamstersales) | 68.60 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
14751. | Jihad (bladesjj) | 68.60 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
14752. | fast (turteled) | 68.60 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
14753. | Becca (beccamata96) | 68.60 | 96% | 2016-01-01 |
14754. | Eric (darkday87) | 68.60 | 85% | 2016-06-09 |
14755. | Creeklox (creeklox) | 68.60 | 96% | 2016-06-23 |
14756. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 68.59 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
14757. | rtypes (rmtypes) | 68.59 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
14758. | Snake (edisonyu1017) | 68.59 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
14759. | Måns (kethem) | 68.59 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
14760. | Shaun (shaun_c) | 68.59 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
14761. | Tuan (tuankuro211) | 68.59 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
14762. | The Long Road™ (lurigetsg... | 68.59 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
14763. | Jay (dicknm) | 68.58 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
14764. | BIG STEPPA 🥵🥵 (captai... | 68.58 | 93% | 2016-09-26 |
14765. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 68.58 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
14766. | John (jkirollos) | 68.58 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
14767. | CLINT (jonnyclint) | 68.57 | 95% | 2018-01-29 |
14768. | Jonah (jonahswann20) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
14769. | Joven (n2015122) | 68.56 | 96.2% | 2021-02-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |