As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12815. | zedkin (zedkin) | 73.34 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
12816. | Victor (mrvictordiaz) | 73.34 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
12817. | Cleveland (beatenbones) | 73.33 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
12818. | Todel (todelz) | 73.33 | 94% | 2022-04-14 |
12819. | Noé (phlogistique) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
12820. | Andres (andreshazard) | 73.33 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
12821. | jawnnyp (jawnnyp) | 73.32 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
12822. | Ping (pinglam101) | 73.32 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
12823. | kuan-yu (edisonhello) | 73.32 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
12824. | Mason (washingtongrove) | 73.32 | 94% | 2019-06-29 |
12825. | Jacob (js81010) | 73.31 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
12826. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 73.31 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
12827. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 73.31 | 99% | 2016-12-20 |
12828. | ADizzle (aidangruenpeter) | 73.30 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
12829. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 73.30 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
12830. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 73.30 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
12831. | Logan (fource) | 73.29 | 93% | 2015-04-13 |
12832. | Ebony (treen55555) | 73.29 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
12833. | Nux (amades) | 73.28 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
12834. | mydl0 (zrejh_) | 73.28 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
12835. | Shimanto (shimant0) | 73.28 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
12836. | Sylvester (sylvestertyper) | 73.28 | 97% | 2016-03-31 |
12837. | danielwolf (n3kro) | 73.28 | 97.4% | 2021-02-14 |
12838. | RKT (fastestspeed) | 73.28 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
12839. | Codey (seifo16) | 73.27 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
12840. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 73.27 | 96.6% | 2023-09-21 |
12841. | sebastian (xastyy) | 73.27 | 88% | 2016-10-11 |
12842. | Vladimir (vvargasd) | 73.26 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
12843. | Tintin (tintinyuan) | 73.26 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
12844. | Beezzyy (beezzyy) | 73.26 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |