As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6139. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 90.99 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
6140. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
6141. | ca_mmer (ca_mmer) | 90.98 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
6142. | bingcheng45 (bingcheng45) | 90.98 | 99.3% | 2021-02-23 |
6143. | Ric (drrz) | 90.98 | 98.4% | 2021-02-03 |
6144. | T (talbi) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
6145. | ⠀ (omnispectral) | 90.98 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
6146. | Oliver (olipro) | 90.97 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
6147. | Amal (amaldevs) | 90.97 | 96% | 2016-07-27 |
6148. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 90.97 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
6149. | Trpimira (m15k0) | 90.97 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
6150. | Will (pteroborne) | 90.97 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
6151. | Austin (austinpenguin) | 90.97 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
6152. | Thomas (williamson2002) | 90.96 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
6153. | gvne (gvne) | 90.96 | 95.7% | 2023-11-20 |
6154. | eric (ericliu04) | 90.96 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
6155. | 플로버 (the_noobiest_typer) | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
6156. | George (gggritso) | 90.95 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
6157. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
6158. | Tim (tim28) | 90.95 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
6159. | emelie (emunch7) | 90.94 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
6160. | Akrish (akrish) | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
6161. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 90.94 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
6162. | tian (gfriend) | 90.94 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
6163. | Soup (k2824262) | 90.94 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
6164. | Michael (punkkoala) | 90.94 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
6165. | Darin (dankerooduck) | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
6166. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 90.93 | 99% | 2019-12-26 |
6167. | Mark (atj_racer) | 90.92 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
6168. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |