As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2307. | fruit (special_vegetable) | 108.37 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
2308. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 108.37 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
2309. | Sean (igetass) | 108.36 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
2310. | AntVenom (antvenom) | 108.35 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
2311. | Jodo (jodoodoj) | 108.34 | 99% | 2023-09-01 |
2312. | sleepo (sleepotimer) | 108.34 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
2313. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 108.34 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
2314. | Tom Banks (tom_banks) | 108.34 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
2315. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 108.33 | 96% | 2022-07-03 |
2316. | Nick (nckn) | 108.33 | 94% | 2016-08-14 |
2317. | Grigor (grigor) | 108.32 | 100% | 2017-05-28 |
2318. | David (davidm_2020) | 108.30 | 97.3% | 2021-02-20 |
2319. | Zven (zven69) | 108.29 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
2320. | will (willh) | 108.29 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
2321. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 108.27 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
2322. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 108.27 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
2323. | sawyer (tdsg) | 108.26 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
2324. | Slow (slow_india) | 108.26 | 97% | 2015-05-30 |
2325. | David (davidjohnston20) | 108.25 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
2326. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 108.25 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
2327. | Victor (victorhz) | 108.24 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
2328. | Sil (silencio) | 108.24 | 98% | 2017-01-09 |
2329. | Isaac (inied) | 108.24 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
2330. | flakjac (flakjac) | 108.23 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
2331. | (clergy) | 108.23 | 97.1% | 2024-01-26 |
2332. | Samuli (st6er) | 108.23 | 94% | 2016-09-19 |
2333. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 108.23 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
2334. | Henry (codaassasin) | 108.22 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
2335. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 108.21 | 98.6% | 2024-03-19 |
2336. | Light (lightneesan) | 108.21 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |