As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17278. | Songnay (songnay) | 62.11 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
17279. | blitz (nbl_86) | 62.10 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
17280. | Temir (timchis_13) | 62.09 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
17281. | Karis (ktoothman) | 62.09 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
17282. | Mojtaba (mojtaba_jahan) | 62.09 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
17283. | Andi (andidegn) | 62.09 | 95% | 2015-11-21 |
17284. | Nat-han (nate_the_greatest) | 62.09 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
17285. | Runek (grimhahe) | 62.08 | 87% | 2015-12-30 |
17286. | Xavier (007ghoul1337) | 62.08 | 94% | 2020-04-06 |
17287. | Eric (enam0005) | 62.08 | 87% | 2016-03-03 |
17288. | cody (astro8192) | 62.07 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
17289. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 62.07 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
17290. | Thor (thorern00) | 62.07 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
17291. | Daniele (daniele28) | 62.07 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
17292. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 62.07 | 99% | 2016-02-10 |
17293. | bart (barkhan) | 62.07 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
17294. | Ignacio (synthbass) | 62.06 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
17295. | Mario (bujmar) | 62.06 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
17296. | Ayaka (ares615) | 62.06 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
17297. | Martin (xmerticx) | 62.06 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
17298. | Hayden (drummer9644) | 62.05 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
17299. | rii (amateurmuch) | 62.05 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
17300. | Abed (abed42) | 62.05 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
17301. | Junaid (junaidahmad3) | 62.04 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
17302. | Miftah (hanif1717) | 62.04 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
17303. | Benny (fransiskusbenny) | 62.04 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
17304. | Antony Armstrong (antonyarm... | 62.04 | 93% | 2016-04-11 |
17305. | develsixteen (develsixteen) | 62.03 | 94% | 2020-03-18 |
17306. | Dheeraj (dheerajp) | 62.03 | 94% | 2019-05-28 |
17307. | Saleh (moon4000) | 62.03 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |