As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13485. | Jake (jaketalexander) | 71.66 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
13486. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 71.66 | 94% | 2015-09-28 |
13487. | sebastian (sebastianmeland) | 71.66 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
13488. | Deni (travao) | 71.66 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
13489. | Unequaled (unequaled) | 71.66 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
13490. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 71.65 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
13491. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 71.65 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
13492. | Dai (daimarco11) | 71.65 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
13493. | Ken (piq9117) | 71.65 | 96% | 2016-08-05 |
13494. | saba (sabatula) | 71.64 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
13495. | Logan (buswerks) | 71.64 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
13496. | flybot (flybot) | 71.64 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
13497. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 71.63 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
13498. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 71.63 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
13499. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 71.63 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
13500. | Rishat (bojack) | 71.63 | 97% | 2015-10-22 |
13501. | aracertho (aracertho) | 71.62 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
13502. | Saikat (saikat2) | 71.62 | 95.7% | 2023-10-22 |
13503. | Steven (swg12) | 71.62 | 90% | 2016-09-16 |
13504. | Gai (rosewolf95) | 71.62 | 97% | 2016-04-16 |
13505. | Inne (lonxonko) | 71.61 | 95% | 2023-09-04 |
13506. | Reaper (souldragon22) | 71.61 | 95% | 2022-07-19 |
13507. | Cool (cooljet123) | 71.61 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
13508. | Ho (xderpyism) | 71.61 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
13509. | parth (parthb) | 71.61 | 92% | 2016-04-14 |
13510. | phil (horkk) | 71.60 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
13511. | Nancy (error_200) | 71.60 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
13512. | tstats[pandy69] (pandy69) | 71.59 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
13513. | Rokas (rokasa369) | 71.59 | 96.5% | 2021-02-13 |
13514. | myrez (myrez) | 71.58 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |