As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15245. | Blackpool (blackpool) | 67.49 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
15246. | abhishek (akk2069) | 67.49 | 88% | 2017-05-18 |
15247. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 67.48 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
15248. | Aidil (aidil42) | 67.48 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
15249. | dandaf (dandaf) | 67.47 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
15250. | Shreesh (josh_1993) | 67.47 | 93% | 2016-09-20 |
15251. | Patrick (kingcupcake99) | 67.46 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
15252. | TiMMsY (ctimmsy) | 67.46 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
15253. | unmanbearpig (unmanbearpig) | 67.46 | 92% | 2016-09-26 |
15254. | kevo (lakvn) | 67.46 | 97% | 2016-05-13 |
15255. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 67.45 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
15256. | Szymon (szymeczeqq27) | 67.45 | 95.3% | 2023-10-11 |
15257. | ~ (katana4teen) | 67.45 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
15258. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 67.45 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
15259. | pea (pbarakat) | 67.45 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
15260. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 67.45 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
15261. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 67.44 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
15262. | Avinash (avi0308) | 67.44 | 95% | 2023-01-16 |
15263. | Rejo1ce (mudithyanki) | 67.44 | 99% | 2020-06-30 |
15264. | Michael (mikedmill) | 67.44 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
15265. | Swampdogjake (swamps) | 67.44 | 90% | 2016-07-07 |
15266. | Harry (pandasboob) | 67.44 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
15267. | e (officialinsert) | 67.44 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
15268. | kamal nath (kamal3772) | 67.43 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
15269. | Becca (niknup) | 67.43 | 92% | 2015-07-04 |
15270. | Jacob (manowire) | 67.43 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
15271. | Zav (im_zav) | 67.43 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
15272. | Matt (yankeews27) | 67.42 | 95% | 2016-05-08 |
15273. | TribalAxe (darkulas) | 67.41 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
15274. | goraput (boom1749) | 67.41 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |