As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8871. | Adrian (bobsgotepicskills) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
8872. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
8873. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 83.32 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
8874. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 83.32 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
8875. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 83.32 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
8876. | Rachael (rachael123456) | 83.31 | 99% | 2023-11-03 |
8877. | mouse (endotheca) | 83.31 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
8878. | Brian (briansu) | 83.31 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
8879. | Edlue (edlue) | 83.31 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
8880. | Susie (susieq22) | 83.31 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
8881. | Russellazy (russellazy) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
8882. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
8883. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
8884. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
8885. | Aldin (aldebog) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
8886. | Josh (retrodaredevil) | 83.30 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
8887. | Jacob (jacotaco) | 83.29 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
8888. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
8889. | not (not_vidhu) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
8890. | Kylee (cheyna) | 83.29 | 96% | 2015-09-04 |
8891. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 83.29 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
8892. | Max (astounding_archer) | 83.28 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
8893. | Penguin (superpenguin9) | 83.28 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
8894. | bea (bea901) | 83.28 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
8895. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 83.28 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
8896. | Bilb (j_pish) | 83.28 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
8897. | Dean (cakeissuccess) | 83.28 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
8898. | jj (cloutmaester) | 83.27 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
8899. | John (jeongyeonjoa) | 83.27 | 96% | 2016-10-12 |
8900. | mars (marswork) | 83.27 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |