As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4092. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 98.66 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
4093. | david (david4161) | 98.65 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
4094. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 98.65 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
4095. | rice (riceyrice) | 98.65 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
4096. | chills4shiverin (chills4shi... | 98.65 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
4097. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 98.64 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
4098. | 50IQ Sigma Male (esotericism) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
4099. | Mitchell (mitchow) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
4100. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
4101. | cringer (typecringe) | 98.63 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
4102. | Will (willinfaloo) | 98.63 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
4103. | plop (ploppiplop) | 98.62 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
4104. | Jorge (jdominguezzz) | 98.61 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
4105. | Justin (suhjune123) | 98.60 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
4106. | Will (shadzalt) | 98.60 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
4107. | Johnathan (johnescasa) | 98.60 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
4108. | chandara (chan92) | 98.59 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
4109. | Zune (easiest) | 98.59 | 97.4% | 2024-01-11 |
4110. | Joao (fl4shbangpt) | 98.59 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
4111. | uwusenpai (snipezthrice) | 98.59 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
4112. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 98.59 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
4113. | FiveAces (fiveaces) | 98.58 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
4114. | atobansitoh (atobansitoh) | 98.58 | 90% | 2016-11-23 |
4115. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 98.58 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
4116. | Phenoz (phenotypes) | 98.57 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
4117. | Sami (codebro) | 98.57 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
4118. | CJ (quantum_boi) | 98.57 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
4119. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 98.57 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
4120. | Bradon (safij) | 98.57 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
4121. | Thomas (smuv) | 98.57 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |