As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9451. | Underworld (vnderworld) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
9452. | wordtoyourmother (wordtoyou... | 81.88 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
9453. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 81.88 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
9454. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 81.88 | 96% | 2016-08-06 |
9455. | ric (javascriptsg) | 81.87 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
9456. | HUONO (gghuono) | 81.87 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
9457. | Phil (lordphil3) | 81.87 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
9458. | (maybenonquit) | 81.87 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
9459. | Jake (four_cigarettes) | 81.87 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
9460. | James (beatnik307) | 81.87 | 98% | 2015-07-16 |
9461. | Dylan (dmiller00) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-08-21 |
9462. | Seth (stromboli_) | 81.86 | 99% | 2016-06-16 |
9463. | Ilia (svetly) | 81.86 | 100% | 2022-03-14 |
9464. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 81.86 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
9465. | Maalik (theassassin201) | 81.85 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
9466. | the (rank1zen) | 81.85 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
9467. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 81.83 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
9468. | Enorma Stitz (zxcn) | 81.83 | 99% | 2023-06-30 |
9469. | Didar (didar860) | 81.83 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
9470. | account deleted (concurrent) | 81.83 | 95% | 2020-02-15 |
9471. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 81.83 | 96% | 2016-12-21 |
9472. | Mattias (illmajol) | 81.82 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
9473. | random (myrandomusername) | 81.82 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
9474. | Abu (kabu22) | 81.82 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
9475. | Alex (eggstreme) | 81.82 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
9476. | Jack (jrm_ninja) | 81.81 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
9477. | Textrovert (zasekle) | 81.81 | 97.1% | 2023-11-05 |
9478. | Yaya (jostu) | 81.80 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
9479. | RAAM (raam_d_prince) | 81.80 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
9480. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 81.80 | 91% | 2016-04-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |