As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13076. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 72.62 | 94% | 2015-04-15 |
13077. | why not? (attacksquid) | 72.61 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
13078. | Kasey (kasegaff) | 72.61 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
13079. | MoDX (trollcannon) | 72.61 | 96% | 2016-10-12 |
13080. | Amanda (xladyluna) | 72.60 | 89% | 2016-02-25 |
13081. | Utshab (utshab_niraula) | 72.60 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
13082. | Maja (kussimurra) | 72.59 | 93% | 2015-12-11 |
13083. | McKee (mckee) | 72.59 | 89% | 2015-10-31 |
13084. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 72.59 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
13085. | Andy (andien911pro) | 72.58 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
13086. | pouya (pooyamz) | 72.58 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
13087. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 72.58 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
13088. | uwu (mr_mint) | 72.58 | 94% | 2022-08-11 |
13089. | Nathan (nathanwithnums) | 72.58 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
13090. | Richard (sthawkward) | 72.58 | 98% | 2016-06-09 |
13091. | Eskimo (eskiiimo) | 72.58 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
13092. | Richard (mallardman) | 72.57 | 95% | 2019-07-01 |
13093. | mayu (mayumilk) | 72.57 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
13094. | Jon (jonlivestrong) | 72.57 | 91% | 2017-04-16 |
13095. | Emma (cuddleeee) | 72.57 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
13096. | Wake (awriter) | 72.57 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
13097. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 72.57 | 90% | 2015-12-19 |
13098. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 72.57 | 97.4% | 2023-12-06 |
13099. | tstats[acedragonheart] (ace... | 72.56 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
13100. | zipline (hwiechers) | 72.56 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
13101. | Mike (groinofsteel) | 72.55 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
13102. | Kay (kkayakk) | 72.55 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
13103. | Rushaan (redrush12) | 72.54 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
13104. | drywalleater34 (thiccblah_) | 72.54 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
13105. | dalia (daliafraga) | 72.54 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |