As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8569. | hardik (labeitazer) | 83.95 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
8570. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 83.95 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
8571. | Brady (robotindian) | 83.94 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
8572. | Thornwood (blowdown) | 83.94 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
8573. | Cleon (entixty) | 83.92 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
8574. | Will (willious) | 83.92 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
8575. | Matthew (liberz) | 83.92 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
8576. | Jenna (beannie22) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
8577. | Kai (prokai) | 83.91 | 95% | 2016-04-16 |
8578. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 83.91 | 94% | 2016-02-07 |
8579. | iso (bosniaandherzegovina) | 83.90 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
8580. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 83.90 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
8581. | Matthew (matt_daemond) | 83.90 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
8582. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 83.90 | 99% | 2016-08-30 |
8583. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 83.90 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
8584. | Quibz (white_fire) | 83.90 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
8585. | Melvin (melli06) | 83.89 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
8586. | ks (sempiedram) | 83.89 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
8587. | Irakli (iraklius) | 83.89 | 93% | 2016-02-28 |
8588. | Azzy (bluuu3) | 83.88 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
8589. | Orphanhub (orphanhub) | 83.88 | 96.2% | 2023-10-31 |
8590. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 83.88 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
8591. | Chowda (chowda) | 83.88 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
8592. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 83.88 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
8593. | Tyler (tythal) | 83.88 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
8594. | Para (parad) | 83.87 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
8595. | Sean (speskin) | 83.87 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
8596. | Mayank (minkk777) | 83.87 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
8597. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 83.86 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
8598. | anant (incandanza) | 83.85 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |