As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10328. | ballz (ballzbazz) | 79.69 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
10329. | Magykti (magykting) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
10330. | Elijah (nom3rcy1) | 79.69 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
10331. | Krishna (cold5r) | 79.69 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
10332. | Safe (floorrip) | 79.68 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
10333. | FREE PALESTINE (mado_) | 79.68 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
10334. | J (supercanadian0) | 79.68 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
10335. | wai ming (wmtai) | 79.68 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
10336. | Nathanael (tinkerer_nat) | 79.68 | 96% | 2021-10-09 |
10337. | lol (ecobeat) | 79.68 | 97% | 2020-02-17 |
10338. | Evani (evani78) | 79.68 | 95% | 2016-08-03 |
10339. | Cameron (ballsinyourface) | 79.67 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
10340. | Paul (pansatcool) | 79.67 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
10341. | Dev (dcapa) | 79.66 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
10342. | Tze Ning (zzzzzningd) | 79.66 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
10343. | Boi (sp33dguy) | 79.66 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
10344. | Martin (gibom) | 79.65 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
10345. | Mircea-Stefan (saileeent) | 79.65 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
10346. | Daniel (slowpoke2341) | 79.64 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
10347. | Ceres (the445guy) | 79.64 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
10348. | Type (typespeed2020_) | 79.64 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
10349. | Simon (szheng17) | 79.64 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
10350. | Slack (slack) | 79.64 | 97% | 2016-01-08 |
10351. | Allen (allent528) | 79.63 | 95% | 2022-02-20 |
10352. | Sahan (smad0002) | 79.63 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
10353. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 79.63 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
10354. | Nathan (djdove2324) | 79.63 | 92% | 2016-08-30 |
10355. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 79.62 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
10356. | Trump (crsstyp) | 79.62 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
10357. | Iro (iroijdik) | 79.62 | 96% | 2015-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |