As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12557. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 74.07 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
12558. | Nirav (niravkothari) | 74.07 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
12559. | Paul (paulibee) | 74.06 | 97% | 2024-03-17 |
12560. | too much radio, not enough ... | 74.06 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
12561. | Terry (terrykrg) | 74.06 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
12562. | Sind (sindorus) | 74.05 | 93% | 2015-12-29 |
12563. | fml (fmldave89) | 74.05 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
12564. | life (armaansoni) | 74.05 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
12565. | Nairwick (nairwick) | 74.05 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
12566. | Marcos (marcosjlr) | 74.05 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
12567. | Ryan (silvanite) | 74.05 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
12568. | Jonathan (jonmixnblend) | 74.05 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
12569. | Fabio (barbudo) | 74.03 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
12570. | Ramazan (zheksenov) | 74.03 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
12571. | Tom (tomgrey) | 74.03 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
12572. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 74.03 | 98% | 2017-08-17 |
12573. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 74.02 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
12574. | Binninja (binninja) | 74.02 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
12575. | Sudipta (confusedphoton1) | 74.02 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
12576. | Benni (benyaphets) | 74.02 | 88% | 2016-04-24 |
12577. | Keima (lereias_1) | 74.01 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
12578. | Jump (toadjump) | 74.01 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
12579. | AC5 (ac_5) | 74.00 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
12580. | Generallife (generallife) | 74.00 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
12581. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 74.00 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
12582. | Schizoidpig (schizoidpig) | 74.00 | 92% | 2015-11-14 |
12583. | Yao (thewrongnumber) | 74.00 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
12584. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 74.00 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
12585. | marin (elcmarini) | 73.99 | 99% | 2023-06-02 |
12586. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 73.99 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |