As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2776. | Dustin (somefatpickles) | 105.18 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
2777. | Th4n0id (th4n0id) | 105.18 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
2778. | Shutaro (w_h_) | 105.18 | 92% | 2015-12-18 |
2779. | Bubbadu (bobez21) | 105.18 | 99% | 2015-07-18 |
2780. | tim (ttim1) | 105.17 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
2781. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 105.17 | 99% | 2023-06-04 |
2782. | David (david_mb) | 105.17 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
2783. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 105.16 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
2784. | Derk (racen55) | 105.16 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
2785. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 105.16 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
2786. | Sander (lordlordruud) | 105.15 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
2787. | Henry (hcaocollege) | 105.15 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
2788. | laerton (laerton) | 105.14 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
2789. | Temos (captainteemo) | 105.14 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
2790. | Adéla (adela29) | 105.12 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
2791. | cfe (prgmlu) | 105.12 | 93% | 2015-07-02 |
2792. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 105.10 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
2793. | Nemo (35603560) | 105.10 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
2794. | Evan (evang_dvorak) | 105.09 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
2795. | AJL (oppai59) | 105.08 | 99% | 2018-06-10 |
2796. | Zydrate (zydrate) | 105.08 | 83% | 2016-10-09 |
2797. | Kamuii (kamuii) | 105.07 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
2798. | Andy (andm) | 105.07 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
2799. | Scott (holyomgida) | 105.06 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
2800. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 105.05 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
2801. | Kevin (klove989) | 105.05 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
2802. | uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex) | 105.05 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
2803. | Matt (rodo_) | 105.04 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
2804. | uh...dont have FB X0 have ... | 105.04 | 92% | 2016-04-07 |
2805. | rngy (rngyy) | 105.02 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |