As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6064. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 91.39 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
6065. | Jeremy (codemonkey800) | 91.39 | 93% | 2016-10-09 |
6066. | Alistair (aliwibar) | 91.38 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
6067. | geck (99geck) | 91.38 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
6068. | Flinigan (fliginan) | 91.38 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
6069. | Colin (3geosyog) | 91.37 | 100% | 2020-06-24 |
6070. | Joshua (f0x0nfire) | 91.37 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
6071. | Ivan (ivansnavi) | 91.36 | 89% | 2017-05-14 |
6072. | Jacquelyn (mobear06) | 91.36 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
6073. | E (goblin_elite) | 91.36 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
6074. | midnight (aw01) | 91.35 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
6075. | Jodie (jodie_utomo) | 91.35 | 93% | 2015-09-21 |
6076. | Freddy (mushroomcave) | 91.34 | 89% | 2016-01-28 |
6077. | Hyuna (hyunaqueen) | 91.34 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
6078. | gigabuffoon (blockingthesky) | 91.34 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
6079. | o.O (yorickvw) | 91.34 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
6080. | Joosee (bisufan) | 91.33 | 93% | 2016-04-07 |
6081. | Donna (donnasaur) | 91.33 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
6082. | movingpoopscary (renzyr12) | 91.33 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
6083. | pizza (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 91.33 | 95% | 2016-02-21 |
6084. | Lieath (lieath) | 91.33 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
6085. | Seth (sdun) | 91.32 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
6086. | Omar (infus3d) | 91.32 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
6087. | James (wnston) | 91.32 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
6088. | Kenilwort (kenilwort) | 91.32 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
6089. | obs (obskurrel) | 91.31 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
6090. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 91.31 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
6091. | Sean (seanomoric) | 91.31 | 97% | 2016-05-22 |
6092. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 91.31 | 95% | 2015-06-24 |
6093. | Leah (liah2010) | 91.31 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |