As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9849. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
9850. | Bojack (bojack1) | 80.80 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
9851. | arif (arif_islam) | 80.80 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
9852. | Aziz (azizxushvaqtov07) | 80.79 | 99% | 2023-09-17 |
9853. | taj (taj256) | 80.79 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
9854. | uu.u.u (shruuuu) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
9855. | Logan (toast_scrubber) | 80.79 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
9856. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 80.79 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
9857. | Eric (dogsbollocks) | 80.79 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
9858. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 80.79 | 97.2% | 2021-02-06 |
9859. | Darryl (ikaryn) | 80.79 | 90% | 2016-12-04 |
9860. | Anne (hyogi) | 80.78 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
9861. | Beybaris (zstorm_rd) | 80.78 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
9862. | mitchell (fool1shdemxn) | 80.78 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
9863. | Nicholas (shnoopy) | 80.78 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
9864. | neromantic (neromantic) | 80.78 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
9865. | Ican'ttype:( (reqort) | 80.77 | 97.5% | 2021-02-17 |
9866. | Daniil (_g00s3_) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
9867. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 80.77 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
9868. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 80.76 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
9869. | Ged (quirty890) | 80.76 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
9870. | sai (smuna13) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
9871. | Lazaro (mrlazlo15) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
9872. | Marshall (stoppednile) | 80.76 | 96.1% | 2021-02-07 |
9873. | Jebediahthecooker (jebediah... | 80.75 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
9874. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 80.75 | 99.1% | 2023-10-09 |
9875. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 80.75 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
9876. | Tanzir (tanzir5) | 80.75 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
9877. | Joshua (wrycat) | 80.74 | 97.7% | 2024-02-12 |
9878. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 80.74 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |