As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14558. | John (miracle_sheep) | 68.98 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
14559. | Matteo (dy539) | 68.98 | 95% | 2021-10-16 |
14560. | Deshant (djtype2124) | 68.97 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
14561. | don (donutyum) | 68.96 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
14562. | Isak (isapan) | 68.96 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
14563. | Blitzkov (dadamarkersinger) | 68.95 | 95% | 2016-01-25 |
14564. | Jason (tworker) | 68.95 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
14565. | Dr. Typist (dr_typist) | 68.95 | 94% | 2015-08-22 |
14566. | ren (krenz) | 68.93 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
14567. | Anthony (anthonyfloresokc) | 68.93 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
14568. | Spider (spider_sim) | 68.93 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
14569. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 68.93 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
14570. | Flaming (flamingfalcon) | 68.92 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
14571. | Brandon (duranbrandon) | 68.92 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
14572. | 🐌 (paultippt) | 68.92 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
14573. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 68.92 | 90% | 2016-06-28 |
14574. | navuhodonosor (navuhodonosor) | 68.91 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
14575. | Long (phamlong0711) | 68.91 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
14576. | light (pinkyhurts) | 68.91 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
14577. | Mia (spoobin) | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
14578. | JohnnyBoy (_johny_boy_) | 68.89 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
14579. | Dice (dmontoo) | 68.89 | 92% | 2016-11-05 |
14580. | william (longdongdi) | 68.89 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
14581. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 68.89 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
14582. | Ethan (ethene) | 68.88 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
14583. | kasra (kasraclan) | 68.88 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
14584. | Montag (montag) | 68.88 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
14585. | vuong (boneykute) | 68.88 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
14586. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 68.87 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
14587. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 68.87 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |