As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9057. | Israel is committing a geno... | 82.75 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
9058. | FREE ISRAEL (jojoff) | 82.74 | 96.6% | 2024-03-07 |
9059. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 82.74 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
9060. | Miguel (madworksmedia) | 82.74 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
9061. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 82.74 | 96% | 2016-05-03 |
9062. | Gilbert (azulsky085) | 82.74 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
9063. | Angelo (yonep) | 82.74 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
9064. | Wet (lease) | 82.74 | 90% | 2016-02-13 |
9065. | Dirty (dirty_jake) | 82.73 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
9066. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 82.73 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
9067. | John (feanan) | 82.73 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
9068. | daniel (danisstillhere) | 82.72 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
9069. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 82.72 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
9070. | Harvey (cloudehz) | 82.72 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
9071. | Malvin (malleballen) | 82.72 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
9072. | Calvin (acm1lan1) | 82.72 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
9073. | steven (bigdong696969) | 82.71 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
9074. | Vũ (khanhyeuquan) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
9075. | MJ (smaji182) | 82.71 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
9076. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 82.71 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
9077. | DoroZ (doroz015) | 82.70 | 97% | 2024-01-11 |
9078. | Shabbir (abarakzai) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
9079. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
9080. | Go D. (deeated) | 82.70 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
9081. | Munir (munirgkm) | 82.69 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
9082. | Erik (joezuu) | 82.68 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
9083. | Sparik (sparik) | 82.68 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
9084. | Mark (nightstarreaper) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
9085. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 82.67 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
9086. | Balraj (noob_racer_96) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |