As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16319. | Zhijian (zliangal) | 64.46 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
16320. | Dan (thefinalgetsuga) | 64.46 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
16321. | mariel (malverly) | 64.46 | 95% | 2015-12-13 |
16322. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 64.46 | 94% | 2015-04-20 |
16323. | Florian (itzkodiak) | 64.45 | 94% | 2019-03-12 |
16324. | Yodeller (yodeller) | 64.45 | 85% | 2016-02-18 |
16325. | Ajay (ajay458) | 64.45 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
16326. | wisogetnid (wisogetnid) | 64.45 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
16327. | Jamie (shadow_143) | 64.45 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
16328. | Pradip (pradipg) | 64.45 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
16329. | RAVI (amitsinghravi) | 64.45 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
16330. | Dennisysj (dennisysj) | 64.44 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
16331. | Satya (satyarockzz) | 64.44 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
16332. | 😳😳😳 (lanterex) | 64.44 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
16333. | James (demfeels) | 64.44 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
16334. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 64.44 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
16335. | Lost (losthalo) | 64.43 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
16336. | instagram: hlw_anuj_agrawal... | 64.43 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
16337. | sarfaraz (srfrz049) | 64.43 | 94% | 2022-11-19 |
16338. | Moghit (moghit44) | 64.43 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
16339. | Josh (thialfi) | 64.43 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
16340. | sachin (sachin986) | 64.43 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
16341. | Imran (noobb) | 64.43 | 99% | 2016-10-29 |
16342. | Aa (submarinecpt) | 64.43 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
16343. | Shivam (shivy08) | 64.42 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
16344. | George (nikosson) | 64.42 | 90% | 2017-01-05 |
16345. | UYEN (uyen.lt.1998@gmail.com) | 64.42 | 96% | 2015-05-18 |
16346. | Oscar (dllmloll) | 64.41 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
16347. | Piplup (piplup_) | 64.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
16348. | Let It Co (creeper_07) | 64.41 | 94% | 2021-06-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |