As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15785. | Tanner (pastaconfusion) | 65.94 | 96.1% | 2023-10-23 |
15786. | Prinz_Izzy14 (prinz_izzy14) | 65.94 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
15787. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 65.93 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
15788. | Shoden (shoden) | 65.93 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
15789. | Bilal (kingbismack) | 65.93 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
15790. | Luka (zalla) | 65.93 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
15791. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 65.93 | 97% | 2018-09-01 |
15792. | saleh (msynk) | 65.92 | 95% | 2015-09-21 |
15793. | gamig (schleepy_boye) | 65.92 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
15794. | Miklu (miklu) | 65.91 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
15795. | RadicalRamen (radicalramen) | 65.90 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
15796. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 65.90 | 96.4% | 2021-03-02 |
15797. | Calliope (delphian_calamity) | 65.90 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
15798. | Christian (silesc) | 65.90 | 93% | 2015-06-05 |
15799. | daniel (eldani) | 65.90 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
15800. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 65.90 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
15801. | Pouya (pouyav) | 65.89 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
15802. | Davis (davisiiala) | 65.89 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
15803. | Vinh (hoangvinh2508) | 65.89 | 96% | 2015-05-14 |
15804. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 65.89 | 90% | 2016-08-25 |
15805. | Nurul (muradpj) | 65.89 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
15806. | Andreas (asbestos) | 65.89 | 90% | 2015-06-17 |
15807. | (orionr) (orionr) | 65.88 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
15808. | kwonman99 (kwonman99) | 65.88 | 92% | 2015-07-10 |
15809. | eric (ericl813) | 65.88 | 94% | 2017-04-19 |
15810. | Stocobe (stocobe_007) | 65.87 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
15811. | Haikal (haykalsaliba) | 65.87 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
15812. | Radamel (thecaomonster) | 65.87 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
15813. | Alex (awtpi314) | 65.86 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
15814. | Rasmus (rasbiehl) | 65.86 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |