As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18365. | رحيم (rahim06) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
18366. | Byron (chicken_little1) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
18367. | Ang (pwntorius_07) | 58.95 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
18368. | Joshua (joshuajiat) | 58.95 | 95% | 2020-06-14 |
18369. | Basil (brain1989) | 58.95 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
18370. | Melinda (_mel_) | 58.95 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
18371. | Tanjil (mr_rapid_guy) | 58.94 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
18372. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 58.94 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
18373. | cheikh (cheikhbr) | 58.94 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
18374. | Shahrukh (shahrukh73) | 58.92 | 97% | 2023-10-11 |
18375. | Limon (mhlimon) | 58.92 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
18376. | lai (laaaaaisha) | 58.92 | 91% | 2016-10-13 |
18377. | Derrick (sewshun) | 58.91 | 91% | 2016-05-20 |
18378. | PAT (pat0216) | 58.91 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
18379. | Navait (nkumar031) | 58.91 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
18380. | loveleen (loveleenasalia) | 58.90 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
18381. | Luna Sith (cudieisgoon) | 58.89 | 95.1% | 2023-10-24 |
18382. | Mary (maryshug) | 58.89 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
18383. | THINH (mr_thriving) | 58.89 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
18384. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 58.89 | 88% | 2015-04-26 |
18385. | Julian (mataleao) | 58.88 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
18386. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 58.88 | 95.6% | 2021-02-18 |
18387. | Jim (pandaclone) | 58.88 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
18388. | lhdrive (kickmic) | 58.88 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
18389. | Tellenar (tellenar) | 58.88 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
18390. | Hintsa (hintsa) | 58.88 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
18391. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 58.88 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
18392. | Never gonna wort you up (ki... | 58.87 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
18393. | Nick (wugangabbot) | 58.87 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
18394. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 58.87 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |