As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5283. | Thor (thorfinn1) | 94.04 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
5284. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 94.04 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
5285. | Paul (peazy) | 94.04 | 96% | 2015-09-27 |
5286. | caro (lavendeer) | 94.03 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
5287. | SalmanMKC (hellothen) | 94.03 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
5288. | Angus (darkfoureight) | 94.02 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
5289. | Ville (vigrox) | 94.02 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
5290. | XpORPID (xporpid) | 94.02 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
5291. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 94.02 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
5292. | Ion (incode4it) | 94.02 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
5293. | Brendan (brendan_) | 94.02 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
5294. | ThatOneJay (roxboxgames) | 94.02 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
5295. | Anthony ♥'s You (herbstso... | 94.02 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
5296. | Kera (kera77) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
5297. | thpenther (sspenkerr) | 94.01 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
5298. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
5299. | Mehmango (mehmango) | 94.00 | 97% | 2023-11-23 |
5300. | Mirek (mireknguyen) | 94.00 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
5301. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 94.00 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
5302. | Kyle (flying_ligers) | 93.99 | 96% | 2023-11-12 |
5303. | Mandem (madem) | 93.99 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
5304. | David (davidjnovak) | 93.99 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
5305. | rethya (reimogi) | 93.99 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
5306. | Andy (gunwing54) | 93.99 | 96% | 2017-04-20 |
5307. | Noob (touchhyper) | 93.99 | 97.4% | 2023-11-08 |
5308. | Chris (chriskalos) | 93.97 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
5309. | তন্ময়_2 (better_t... | 93.97 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
5310. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 93.97 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
5311. | Juston (_juston) | 93.95 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
5312. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 93.95 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |