As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10416. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 79.42 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
10417. | David (hahayoulose) | 79.42 | 98% | 2015-10-08 |
10418. | Arnelle (arnellebalane) | 79.42 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
10419. | Lee (forsakee) | 79.41 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
10420. | catfree (catfr33) | 79.41 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
10421. | Vt (jesuslep) | 79.41 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
10422. | Guadalupe (gmaster98) | 79.41 | 92% | 2016-02-08 |
10423. | William (speier70) | 79.41 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
10424. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 79.41 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
10425. | RA (hayhayhay111) | 79.41 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
10426. | yorha (automata) | 79.40 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
10427. | Terje (acigez) | 79.40 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
10428. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 79.40 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
10429. | Spencer (poipoe) | 79.40 | 96% | 2016-04-08 |
10430. | Luftim (luftim) | 79.39 | 97% | 2015-06-11 |
10431. | Kwausouq (kwausouq) | 79.39 | 91% | 2016-07-28 |
10432. | Korn (korn01) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
10433. | Joe (beastmaster69420) | 79.38 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
10434. | Nagaro (nagaro) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
10435. | Mensa (mensamember) | 79.38 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
10436. | Mike (mstubbe) | 79.37 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
10437. | Baco (baco_e) | 79.37 | 95.3% | 2021-03-02 |
10438. | Sydletsky (slayerseventh) | 79.37 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
10439. | sojucider (sojucider) | 79.37 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
10440. | Rachael (jellyrachael) | 79.36 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
10441. | ^-^ (monte123) | 79.36 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
10442. | John (rr00aa) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
10443. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
10444. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 79.36 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
10445. | Jayden (gaminglz) | 79.35 | 95% | 2022-07-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |