As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6955. | Essowicz (laisso_) | 88.64 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
6956. | Faendal (colintjy) | 88.64 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
6957. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 88.64 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
6958. | Gayan (gayan) | 88.64 | 99% | 2015-07-16 |
6959. | Deflay (deflay) | 88.64 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
6960. | Spl4yceSMH (spl4yce) | 88.63 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
6961. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 88.63 | 98% | 2016-08-03 |
6962. | asic (asicengineer) | 88.61 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
6963. | Peter (aloyr) | 88.61 | 99% | 2019-02-03 |
6964. | Unknown (unknown404) | 88.60 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
6965. | Tiffany (sapphiremizu) | 88.60 | 95% | 2015-04-17 |
6966. | . (solorex_) | 88.60 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
6967. | Rebecca (becca22) | 88.60 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
6968. | Clanty (clantzz) | 88.59 | 90% | 2016-05-13 |
6969. | Andy (andyok) | 88.59 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
6970. | Swagboy (beckseamons) | 88.58 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
6971. | epic (epicrako123) | 88.57 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
6972. | John (marsz2soccer) | 88.57 | 97% | 2016-12-07 |
6973. | Bassim. (cmpleteidiot) | 88.57 | 90% | 2015-07-02 |
6974. | Job (gamingbohnson) | 88.56 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
6975. | Syreeta (reeta) | 88.56 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
6976. | Clive (black2dark1) | 88.56 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
6977. | Puri (narthar) | 88.55 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
6978. | JGB (jgb000) | 88.54 | 97.2% | 2023-12-12 |
6979. | Kadz (kadzz) | 88.54 | 96.4% | 2023-11-05 |
6980. | ph (phmi) | 88.54 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
6981. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 88.54 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
6982. | Ryan (xdsmileydx) | 88.53 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
6983. | bub (_bubble) | 88.53 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
6984. | Thomas (tamitall) | 88.52 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |