As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18042. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 60.15 | 97% | 2015-07-08 |
18043. | brock (bpradere04) | 60.14 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
18044. | ... (zviki) | 60.14 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
18045. | Ashish (superman_11) | 60.13 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
18046. | sasmit_qwerty (sasmit_neogi) | 60.13 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
18047. | Grzesiu (grzesiubonzo) | 60.12 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
18048. | bobby (bobbyo) | 60.12 | 95% | 2017-09-28 |
18049. | Steven (axen) | 60.12 | 87% | 2017-01-26 |
18050. | Esman (hedwyn_the_nomad) | 60.12 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
18051. | Val (lavmotoh) | 60.12 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
18052. | sean (puzzle1116) | 60.11 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
18053. | Emilio (emiliodicaprio) | 60.11 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
18054. | Muhammad (kazerukashi) | 60.11 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
18055. | Chorris (chorris) | 60.11 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
18056. | Sergio (rtos) | 60.11 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
18057. | Philip (pajala) | 60.11 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
18058. | Martin (mikj_) | 60.10 | 96% | 2017-07-29 |
18059. | hubbe (hoffiis) | 60.10 | 95% | 2021-09-03 |
18060. | matte (makkurt) | 60.10 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
18061. | Gita (pepen) | 60.10 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
18062. | Derrick (duskymonk) | 60.10 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
18063. | 十三步 (cutezoxy) | 60.10 | 91% | 2016-04-01 |
18064. | Phil (gonzopython) | 60.09 | 93% | 2015-06-15 |
18065. | Fastpoke (make_me_better) | 60.08 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
18066. | Zhang (leodooo) | 60.08 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
18067. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 60.08 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
18068. | beans (beans_baked) | 60.08 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
18069. | Reuben (roobun) | 60.08 | 93% | 2021-03-14 |
18070. | Hayden (r1plee) | 60.08 | 94% | 2019-03-31 |
18071. | TheBissin (thebissin) | 60.08 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |