As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6595. | farzan (farzanhges) | 89.65 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
6596. | Shimmering (shimmeringdroplet) | 89.65 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
6597. | Anton (pandapythoner) | 89.64 | 98.6% | 2023-11-03 |
6598. | zeon (zeon000) | 89.64 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
6599. | Marc (marcmalha) | 89.62 | 99% | 2024-01-23 |
6600. | HyperioN (hyperion1138) | 89.62 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
6601. | Jake (jakefromiowa) | 89.62 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
6602. | m4ge123 (m4ge123) | 89.62 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
6603. | Rick (ricknpc) | 89.61 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
6604. | Christian (chrixsi) | 89.61 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
6605. | angel (angelllfoo) | 89.61 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
6606. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 89.61 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
6607. | Nyfo (nyfouno) | 89.60 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
6608. | buhaN (buhan1337) | 89.60 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
6609. | Kevin (lugardo) | 89.60 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
6610. | Raz (lotanraz) | 89.60 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
6611. | Walker (walkersutton) | 89.59 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
6612. | Zach (fightface) | 89.59 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
6613. | Russian (russianemu27) | 89.59 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
6614. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 89.59 | 96% | 2017-03-08 |
6615. | kim (kim369) | 89.58 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
6616. | matthew (fastertyperthanyou) | 89.58 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
6617. | Arga (argasaragih) | 89.57 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
6618. | Mathias (wizh) | 89.57 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
6619. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 89.56 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
6620. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 89.56 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
6621. | I don't (themanofaptitude) | 89.56 | 85% | 2015-10-22 |
6622. | sgstst (sgstst) | 89.55 | 97% | 2024-02-07 |
6623. | Michael (pizzadeliveryguy) | 89.55 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
6624. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 89.54 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |