As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16876. | 1 (shootingmonkey1) | 63.32 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
16877. | Baptiste (bate178) | 63.32 | 88% | 2016-02-19 |
16878. | Phillo (phillophillo) | 63.32 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
16879. | Benny (bennytw) | 63.32 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
16880. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 63.31 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
16881. | Mason (captainmom7) | 63.31 | 92% | 2016-12-23 |
16882. | victor (victor4132) | 63.31 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
16883. | blitter (blitter56) | 63.31 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
16884. | Justinas (jupa) | 63.31 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
16885. | tapsumbong (tapsumbongbynight) | 63.31 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
16886. | Piriyapong (peawyoyoyin) | 63.31 | 91% | 2017-02-08 |
16887. | amir (amir194) | 63.31 | 90% | 2016-06-02 |
16888. | Ron (nhaldz) | 63.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-16 |
16889. | Spam (ssspeed) | 63.30 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
16890. | Deacon (nightthemight) | 63.30 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
16891. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 63.30 | 98% | 2017-03-31 |
16892. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 63.29 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
16893. | DDIR (pn10401006) | 63.29 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
16894. | Bot_Racer 52 (kumararun) | 63.29 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
16895. | Sophie (fluffyjade) | 63.28 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
16896. | phunker (kipkandorie) | 63.28 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
16897. | Mateusz (ccre) | 63.28 | 90% | 2016-07-29 |
16898. | SUdeep (sud1201) | 63.28 | 93% | 2016-03-14 |
16899. | joker (co_y) | 63.28 | 99% | 2015-09-03 |
16900. | Robert (robert_odrowaz) | 63.28 | 94% | 2021-09-04 |
16901. | Steve (ijustwanttotype) | 63.28 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
16902. | ok (banadagril) | 63.28 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
16903. | ollybollydisco (ollybollydi... | 63.27 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
16904. | Jump (fenzoid) | 63.27 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
16905. | Ryan (lawlessstl) | 63.27 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |