As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14855. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 68.35 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
14856. | Gabriel (human456) | 68.35 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
14857. | kil_tk (amrit_malla) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
14858. | fatty (slowpoke132) | 68.34 | 95% | 2018-01-01 |
14859. | Bora (boradag) | 68.33 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
14860. | Dabaw (krisantoberame) | 68.33 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
14861. | /ᐠ.ꞈ.ᐟ\ (procat) | 68.33 | 96.1% | 2021-02-10 |
14862. | vero (vrnica) | 68.33 | 94% | 2016-06-18 |
14863. | Soumil (soum2222) | 68.33 | 89% | 2016-01-15 |
14864. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 68.33 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
14865. | Utsav (utsav2) | 68.33 | 90% | 2016-05-24 |
14866. | Mannyv161 (mannyv151) | 68.32 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
14867. | kiwi (horrendouskiwi) | 68.32 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
14868. | Alex (singingsundays) | 68.31 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
14869. | Bob (bobdob) | 68.30 | 95% | 2015-12-09 |
14870. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 68.30 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
14871. | harshil (monsta_001) | 68.29 | 95% | 2022-03-29 |
14872. | Felix (kekti) | 68.29 | 81% | 2016-04-17 |
14873. | duonghoang05@gmail.com (duo... | 68.29 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
14874. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 68.28 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
14875. | Josh (2coolrazu09) | 68.28 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
14876. | Pedro (nonvegancyclist) | 68.28 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
14877. | twickortweat (talkingbebuu) | 68.28 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
14878. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 68.28 | 93% | 2016-03-30 |
14879. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 68.27 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
14880. | Cow (cowsnipe) | 68.27 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
14881. | bruh (bruh39090) | 68.27 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
14882. | Fishdog (fishdoggone) | 68.27 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
14883. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 68.27 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
14884. | Haard (haard_26) | 68.26 | 95% | 2024-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |