As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22258. | Avi (avi222) | 44.97 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
22259. | tstats[astraporr] (astraporr) | 44.97 | 93% | 2022-09-27 |
22260. | Kelvin (hydrogen_) | 44.97 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
22261. | Man Parvesh (manparvesh) | 44.96 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
22262. | Abdul hafiz (abdumudi) | 44.94 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
22263. | Kirito (laksh_4uh) | 44.94 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
22264. | Nikola (nivikon) | 44.94 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
22265. | Takeru (takeruokuyama) | 44.93 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
22266. | Shubham (bam_shaw) | 44.93 | 88% | 2016-05-17 |
22267. | Ewan (umm_ok) | 44.92 | 94% | 2019-02-09 |
22268. | Noboru8 (noboru_8) | 44.92 | 92.9% | 2023-10-11 |
22269. | Chris (nyctjx350046) | 44.89 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
22270. | Davis (davis239) | 44.89 | 95% | 2015-10-31 |
22271. | baekos (baekos) | 44.88 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
22272. | Elaine (elainehuang) | 44.88 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
22273. | Surya (surya_p) | 44.88 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
22274. | Karnouk (karnouk) | 44.86 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
22275. | Vikram (galvarino_) | 44.83 | 94% | 2021-09-08 |
22276. | Maximus (maxthetax) | 44.83 | 93% | 2021-06-09 |
22277. | cargo (cargoishere) | 44.83 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
22278. | Md. Tahsinul Anwar (tahsinu... | 44.83 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
22279. | linkai (linkailul) | 44.81 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
22280. | Kristof (vkristof) | 44.81 | 93% | 2021-03-14 |
22281. | sudheer (sudior) | 44.81 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
22282. | Gipz (gipzcow) | 44.80 | 92% | 2021-06-07 |
22283. | THE STARDUST (void07) | 44.80 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
22284. | Joe (cryinryan1) | 44.80 | 94.7% | 2021-02-08 |
22285. | Manish (manish_89) | 44.78 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
22286. | April (apegonwild) | 44.77 | 83% | 2016-02-09 |
22287. | Stefan (steffannn) | 44.77 | 87% | 2015-04-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |