As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12596. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 73.95 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
12597. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 73.95 | 93% | 2015-06-28 |
12598. | HVZ (hvz07) | 73.94 | 97.4% | 2024-03-29 |
12599. | Allergic to (vanillahamster) | 73.94 | 90% | 2015-08-08 |
12600. | sainath (the_fighter) | 73.94 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
12601. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 73.94 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
12602. | apngetuma (smr64) | 73.94 | 96% | 2016-01-13 |
12603. | lily (daislyie) | 73.93 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
12604. | brobie (brobie747) | 73.92 | 96.8% | 2021-02-08 |
12605. | Gary (gary__) | 73.92 | 95% | 2021-05-10 |
12606. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 73.92 | 97% | 2016-09-08 |
12607. | Dark (darkacer) | 73.91 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
12608. | Brian T (ledostar) | 73.91 | 96% | 2023-12-17 |
12609. | GoGo (berlin_syndrome) | 73.91 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
12610. | 11111 (chdempty) | 73.91 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
12611. | Mahler9 (jeremy0d) | 73.91 | 97% | 2016-08-07 |
12612. | Darbydar (darbydar) | 73.90 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
12613. | Elie (elievator) | 73.90 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
12614. | Rakshit_dvorak (rakshit007) | 73.90 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
12615. | Clarence (thedolphinater) | 73.90 | 96% | 2017-12-22 |
12616. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 73.90 | 95% | 2023-05-15 |
12617. | Chirag (chirag11032000) | 73.90 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
12618. | mugurel (dobrogeanum) | 73.90 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
12619. | Josep M (josepot) | 73.90 | 94% | 2015-05-13 |
12620. | Leong (iamahleong) | 73.89 | 92% | 2016-10-27 |
12621. | Zack (zack_mitkin) | 73.89 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
12622. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 73.89 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
12623. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 73.89 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
12624. | George (grgp) | 73.89 | 90% | 2016-04-19 |
12625. | Evan (evanger) | 73.89 | 94% | 2019-12-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |