As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12948. | sLoW bRo (muffinmasta) | 72.97 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
12949. | Lefu (l1298) | 72.97 | 92% | 2016-08-17 |
12950. | devr (devr) | 72.96 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
12951. | Dhaos (odhaoso) | 72.96 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
12952. | grigoar (grigoar) | 72.96 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
12953. | Twis (twis23) | 72.96 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
12954. | Paramesh (hsemarap) | 72.96 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
12955. | J (jen12) | 72.96 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
12956. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 72.95 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
12957. | Christopher (chriskaee) | 72.95 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
12958. | MO (mag240) | 72.94 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
12959. | polsab (polsab) | 72.94 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
12960. | Adalbert (squ33z3r) | 72.93 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
12961. | Bee (abreezy88) | 72.93 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
12962. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 72.92 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
12963. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 72.92 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
12964. | Yahiko (yahikosenpai) | 72.91 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
12965. | Jerry (jernjej) | 72.91 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
12966. | Oliwier (olix04) | 72.90 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
12967. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 72.90 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
12968. | GodOfTheMetal (godofthemetal) | 72.89 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
12969. | Des (desl) | 72.89 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
12970. | Joshua (emperornaraxa) | 72.89 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
12971. | Raymond (raymondphua) | 72.88 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
12972. | Parvez (par_vez) | 72.88 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
12973. | For_real (mailindra) | 72.88 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
12974. | trace (tracevining) | 72.88 | 95% | 2016-12-09 |
12975. | A (andkrs4) | 72.88 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
12976. | John Roice (roiceee) | 72.87 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
12977. | Ben (bmainbird) | 72.87 | 96% | 2023-03-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |