As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14025. | Christian (blue3sword) | 70.30 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
14026. | rune (rfrohn) | 70.30 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
14027. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 70.30 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
14028. | Phil (sticky1981) | 70.29 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
14029. | Mikhael (kupukupu) | 70.29 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
14030. | Ngô Hoàng Bách (bachng) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
14031. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
14032. | Rousslan (dosssman) | 70.28 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
14033. | Kavan (kavan044) | 70.27 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
14034. | James (jimmythekid1997) | 70.27 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
14035. | Razormaul (razormaul) | 70.26 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
14036. | Jude (jfendo) | 70.26 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
14037. | Alikhan (pikachoof) | 70.26 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
14038. | Abdullah (bunajim) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
14039. | Jonathan (famestorm) | 70.26 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
14040. | Julia (mantitties) | 70.26 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
14041. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 70.25 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
14042. | Minh (formulasquid) | 70.25 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
14043. | James (jamesofnet) | 70.25 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
14044. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.24 | 94% | 2021-04-20 |
14045. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 70.24 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
14046. | choeqq (choeqq) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
14047. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.24 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
14048. | Gustas (guzhazi) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
14049. | Brian (peebran) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
14050. | Ken (kenh) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
14051. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 70.24 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
14052. | Isaac (newton6674) | 70.23 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
14053. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
14054. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.23 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |